Things I’ve Learned In Church | Entry #6: Videos Games Are Evil

demons souls

If you like to play video games, you just might be destined to end up in hell!! Well, at least according to some churches I’ve been to and also these fine young men below explaining why they are bad for you.

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Things I’ve Learned In Church | Entry #5: Laziness & The Spirit of Lethargy

Spirit of lethargy

Laziness

I’m no dummy. I already learned that laziness is one of the seven deadly sins. Although, you might know it more as slothfulness. But either way, being lazy is a serious issue in the early church and even more so since the rise of Protestantism.

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Things I’ve Learned In Church | Entry # 4: Woodstock In Heaven

woodstock in heaven

Things I’ve Learned In Church | Entry # 4: Woodstock In Heaven

If you are anything like me then you might have spent a considerable amount of time wondering what heaven will be like. You also might have a bad addiction to the jumbo Reese cups, but that is beside the point.

Heaven……whats it like? What will we do there? Who will we see? Will I finally get to eat deep fried Twinkies without feeling guilty? Here is a quick look at what I’ve been taught in church about heaven.

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Things I’ve Learned In Church Entry #3 | God’s Dress Code

road to hell

Things I’ve Learned In Church” Entry #3 | God’s Dress Code

About 8 years ago I visited what appeared be a a Baptist cult church that was out in the country, just south of Elyria Ohio. I was wearing shorts since it was mid-August and scorching hot outside. This turned out to be the wrong day to show up to church in shorts. I knew I might have made a mistake when my friend, who used to go to church there, showed up in business attire.

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Things I’ve Learned In Church: Entry #2 | Sleeping In Church

slain in spirit

Things I’ve Learned In Church: Entry #2

Sleeping in church is ok.

As long as it’s the pastor that puts you to sleep. For those of you who have wanted to nap during a service or at least rest your eyes, there is hope for you. The faith healing churches have a service designed with YOU in mind.

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Things I’ve learned In Church: Jesus Was a Republican

Jesus is a socialist

Things I’ve learned in church #1.

Jesus supports social justice and calls Christians too also…..just as long as it’s called justice not welfare or healthcare. Those are democratic and Jesus votes republican.

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