{"id":3027,"date":"2015-11-10T14:08:19","date_gmt":"2015-11-10T18:08:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dustoffthebible.com\/Blog-archive\/?p=3027"},"modified":"2015-12-02T13:38:23","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T18:38:23","slug":"christian-pickup-line-mother-load","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dustoffthebible.com\/Blog-archive\/2015\/11\/10\/christian-pickup-line-mother-load\/","title":{"rendered":"Christian Pickup Line Mother Load (75 Ways To Land Your Mate)"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It had to happen eventually. Here its is folks. The mega-list of Christian pickup lines and you can VOTE for your favorite ones in the comments.<\/p>\n

Christian Pickup Lines<\/span><\/h2>\n
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  1. \n

    Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  2. \n

    For you I would slay two Goliaths.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  3. \n

    You float my ark.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  4. \n

    Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  5. \n

    So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  6. \n

    I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  7. \n

    The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  8. \n

    My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  9. \n

    I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  10. \n

    Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  11. \n

    I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  12. \n

    Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  13. \n

    How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  14. \n

    If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  15. \n

    Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  16. \n

    I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  17. \n

    I just don’t feel called to celibacy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  18. \n

    I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  19. \n

    When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  20. \n

    I put the “stud” in bible study.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  21. \n

    I didn’t know angels flew this low.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  22. \n

    I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  23. \n

    Is it a sin that you stole my heart?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  24. \n

    Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  25. \n

    Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  26. \n

    What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  27. \n

    I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  28. \n

    I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  29. \n

    Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  30. \n

    You make me want to be a better Christian.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  31. \n

    You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  32. \n

    I’d part the Red Sea for you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  33. \n

    What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  34. \n

    Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  35. \n

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  36. \n

    Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  37. \n

    I feel like God\u2019s telling me that you should go on a date with me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  38. \n

    You must be Egyptian because I\u2019m a slave for you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  39. \n

    You and me, we\u2019re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  40. \n

    Do you want to be accountability partners?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  41. \n

    On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  42. \n

    I know you\u2019ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I\u2019m going to break down your walls.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  43. \n

    I don\u2019t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  44. \n

    I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents\u2019 basement, but I swear to you I\u2019m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  45. \n

    Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  46. \n

    You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  47. \n

    You are perfect, except with all the sin.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  48. \n

    Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  49. \n

    How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  50. \n

    Unfortunately I can\u2019t perform miracles, and I\u2019ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  51. \n

    It\u2019s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  52. \n

    If we were around with Noah \u2026 then you, me \u2026 pair!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  53. \n

    Do you need prayer? Because I\u2019m certainly willing to lay hands on you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  54. \n

    My parents are home, wanna come over?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  55. \n

    I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by \u201cgreet one another with a holy kiss?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  56. \n

    I know it\u2019s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I\u2019m being led to Bethlehem.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  57. \n

    I\u2019m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you\u2019re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  58. \n

    Let me sell you an indulgence because it\u2019s a sin to look as good as you do.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  59. \n

    Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  60. \n

    The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I\u2019ve prayed \u2026 and here you are.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  61. \n

    High, I’m Will, God’s will!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  62. \n

    I just want you to know, I\u2019m praying for you\u2026 No, I\u2019m praying \u201cFOR\u201d you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  63. \n

    You make me want to be a better tither.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  64. \n

    As Christians, shouldn\u2019t we honor all Scripture? Let\u2019s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  65. \n

    You must be a Bible verse, because I can\u2019t stop memorizing you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  66. \n

    You\u2026 complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You\u2019re like the gluten in my communion bread.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  67. \n

    I\u2019d marry Leah if it meant I\u2019d also get to marry you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  68. \n

    God told me I can break my fast for you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  69. \n

    Your name must be Milk or Honey\u2026 \u2018cuz you feel like something I was promised.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  70. \n

    Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  71. \n

    How about you and I go light a candle together?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  72. \n

    Don\u2019t walk away, babe. You may not think I\u2019m perfect but Jesus thinks I\u2019m to die for.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  73. \n

    We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  74. \n

    I\u2019m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n

  75. \n

    I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Assembled from –\u00a0pickuplinesgalore<\/a>\u00a0|\u00a0Churchleaders<\/a>\u00a0| Revivallifestyle<\/a>\u00a0| Youthministry<\/a>\u00a0| Margaretfeinberg<\/a><\/p>\n

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