It had to happen eventually. Here its is folks. The mega-list of Christian pickup lines and you can VOTE for your favorite ones in the comments.
Christian Pickup Lines
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
For you I would slay two Goliaths.
You float my ark.
Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!
I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.
The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?
My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.
I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
I just don’t feel called to celibacy.
I’m pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
I put the “stud” in bible study.
I didn’t know angels flew this low.
I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.
What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?
I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.
You make me want to be a better Christian.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
I’d part the Red Sea for you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Ten percent of me is 100 percent certain that I can give you 10 percent of my heart forever.
I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.
You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.
You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.
Do you want to be accountability partners?
On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.
I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.
I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parents’ basement, but I swear to you I’m storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?
You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
You are perfect, except with all the sin.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.
It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!
Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.
My parents are home, wanna come over?
I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”
I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.
I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.
High, I’m Will, God’s will!
I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.
You make me want to be a better tither.
As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
You must be a Bible verse, because I can’t stop memorizing you.
You… complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You’re like the gluten in my communion bread.
I’d marry Leah if it meant I’d also get to marry you.
God told me I can break my fast for you.
Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.
Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!
How about you and I go light a candle together?
Don’t walk away, babe. You may not think I’m perfect but Jesus thinks I’m to die for.
We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.
I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.
I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.