Jesus is a socialist

Things I’ve learned In Church: Jesus Was a Republican


Things I’ve learned in church #1.

Jesus supports social justice and calls Christians too also…..just as long as it’s called justice not welfare or healthcare. Those are democratic and Jesus votes republican.

Democrat Jesus

Jesus Healthcare

republican Jesus

 

Don’t hear what I am not saying. I didn’t say Jesus was a democrat. I am just saying that he might have a hard supporting the GOP in the way that Fox News tends to publicize.

My best guess is that Jesus would be an independent. He certainly wouldn’t promote the military complex. He also would not support ignoring the needy and destitute. On the other hand, I cannot see Jesus approving of abortion or gay marriage. Neither political party is completely Christian. So, why do Christians insist Jesus would only approve of republicans?